All Hallows Eve winner!
The humor and creativity of your costume ideas! Wonderful. Everyone should read through Parenthackers' best low- or no-effort Halloween costumes. So many great ideas, but these are my favorites:
Tampon (for an adult, of course)
Tequila Shooter (also for an adult)
Black-Eyed P (sucker for puns, if you'll recall)
Beat Poet (complete with pretension)
Cereal killer (see "sucker for puns," above)
Trouble (this "costume" introduced the wearer to her future husband)
A gob of chewing gum (already chewed)
Wonderful. Thank you all for participating. And now, to our winner! Thanks to the benevolence of the Random.org Integer Generator, the lucky one is: Mandy! Congrats, Mandy -- email me your mailing address and I'll have a copy of All Hallows Eve sent out to you right away.