Sore bottoms, rejoice! Note Lisa's subtle use of puns:
This hack is for those babies with majorly red little bums from diaper rash. I was literally painting my baby's butt white with Desitin at each diaper change, but(t) it wasn't enough.
Our daycare provider advised me to take an old stocking, fill it with oatmeal, and put it in the bath with the babe. It softens the bathwater and–no s***–really does really help those sore bottoms. Just let the babe soak away in there for 20 minutes or so and the redness goes away.
The only downside is that my dog would not stop licking the baby afterwards. I think he tasted extra delicious.
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