Cheeky baby t-shirts

No more "I love my Mommy" t-shirts for discriminating tots. Today's babe wears a onesie with an edge, something hip and possibly a little offensive, something that says "Because I'm cute enough to get away with it. If not, I'll just blame my parents."

Wry Baby: "I might barf." "Someday I'll demand a pony."
Nippaz with Attitude: "What would Joe Strummer do?" "It's gonna end in tears."
60 bugs: "N is for Nerd" (hand-stitched)
Bumberlam: "Thanks for the mammaries."
Baby Wit: "Come closer so I can spit up on you." "He thinks he's my Daddy."
ThinkGeek: "Geek in training." "Input/output."

Thanks, Dave, for a couple of those leads. Any others?

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  1. Josh says

    We have more than a few at a tshirt store on Whyte Avenue (One of Edmonton’s “places to be”).. One of the more edgy:

    ‘Don’t talk to me like I’m a f**king idiot’ (shirt not bleeped)

    Can’t think of any more right now; they face the street, but it’s not my taste for my kids ;)

  2. Betsy says

    I saw AB/CD in the same script as AC/DC’s logo, and also
    “Crawl DMC” at a shop in Seattle.

    I also liked ‘I might barf’ and “NEW!” with a spangly star – saw those here in Portland.

    What I DON’T like about all this wit is the price tag. $22 for a newborn onesie? Sheesh.

  3. Emily says

    I love this site.
    I know it sounds like it is not kid appropriate, but they sell punk rock style stuff for little ones. Be got the “My Dad’s Still Punk” (in pink!) and the “My Mommy have more tattoos than your Mommy”
    Fun stuff for the punk babies out there!

  4. Molly says

    My kids are a little older–ages 5 and 7–and I’m trying desperately to find good band t-shirts for them. Big Guy has a White Stripes shirt (he got it at their show last year) that he’s about worn holes in by this time. He really, really wants a Pixies shirt and a Talking Heads shirt. Any leads on good places to find real, actual band shirts in real, actual kid sizes? Thanks!

  5. kittenpie says has unbleached tshirts with cute things like a crab that says “crabbypants” (pumpkinpie had this one) and and “Cheeky Money” as well as some cool ones that say things like “Feminist,” “I’m a breast man,” and my personal favourite “Mutha Sucka” in gothic script.

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